I’m a dog and this is my story. I was born in November 2003 and I weigh about five pounds. My job is to eat, sleep, run around and bark a lot. I prefer junk food, but I usually just get little dog kernals. I LOVE COFFEE(cream only please). I like to play outside and bark up at the trees. I think bath towels are pretty cool, but I hate paper towels…and bugs and people knocking on the door. Cats and squirrels disgust me. There is this one dog named Iggy Pop who comes over sometime. He likes me but I don’t really like him. He makes me nervous.